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From A Day of Mourning to A Legendary Happyfest!

From A Day of Mourning to A Legendary Happyfest!

-THE LEGENDARY DANNY O’DOUL- By The Legendary Danny O’Doul     As many of my readers know, beginning this Saturday night and lasting until Sunday night after dark, is the most tragic day in the Jewish calendar – Tisha B’Av – commemorated with the Fast of the Ninth of the Hebrew month of Av.  Both [...]

What A Weekend I Had At Sea!

What A Weekend I Had At Sea!

-THE LEGENDARY DANNY O’DOUL- By The Legendary Danny O’Doul     What a weekend I had at sea!  This past Sunday, I spent the entire day aboard ”Sting O’ The Sea,” my buddy’s fishing boat.  Well, when your buddy is none other than, Captain “Sting” Ray Skydell, you can refer to his majestic, vintage 42-foot [...]

Are Zombies Coming to The Five Towns?

Are Zombies Coming to The Five Towns?

-THE LEGENDARY DANNY O’DOUL- By The Legendary Danny O’Doul       “I walked with a zombie,  I walked with a zombie,  I walked with a zombie,  Last night” “I Walked with a Zombie” Copyright Roky  Erickson     Sometimes, late at night, I get the fear that The Five Towns of Long Island will [...]

Happy Birthday America — The Candles Are Almost Out, Now Make A Wish!

Happy Birthday America — The Candles Are Almost Out, Now Make A Wish!

By The Legendary Danny O’Doul   “Oh say can you see, what O’Bama has wrought What were once clear blue skies are now cloudy and stormy And his wife’s steely glare While he exhales hot air Gave proof to us folk that our  flag is threadbare Oh say, does that Star Spangled Banner need repair [...]

And They’re Off — It’s the Official Start of Summer!

And They’re Off — It’s the Official Start of Summer!

THE LEGENDARY DANNY O’DOUL By Danny O’Doul    Well, with most of The Five Towns’ brats now thankfully out of their parents hair for the next six to eight weeks, safely ensconced in the great outdoors where bootstrapping and deprivation await and the civilization of Upper Crust personal pizza pies, Tokyo Sushi and Cheese Store extra-large $50 flavored [...]

Strange Rumors About “Nothing” and Weird Rattlings, Seinfeld Sightings

Strange Rumors About “Nothing” and Weird Rattlings, Seinfeld Sightings

By The Legendary Danny O’Doul   Now, Jerry Seinfeld never much interested me – whether as a stand-up comic on The Tonight Show, dull straight-man foil on his eponymous sitcom, or even as the royal guest of Mayor Parise and the Cedarhurst Trustee posse, while in town to shoot an Aussie Bank commercial.  I think [...]

Local Republican Primaries — Let’s Cut “High-Card” For It !

Local Republican Primaries — Let’s Cut “High-Card” For It !

By THE LEGENDARY DANNY O’DOUL    In the town of Webster, Texas – Newland and Lepeyre Were running for the council of their fair city, Each candidate did garner 111 votes And a recount did confirm the tally of the totes Thus, according to the big book of Texas voting law Newland and Lepeyre now [...]

The Legendary Five Towns’ Divorce

The Legendary Five Towns’ Divorce

One amazing thing about Five Towners is that when we hear about a problem, crises or injustice we race to roll up our sleeves and offer our help to find a quick solution and lend a helping hand.  Many of you know about the recent serious issues that have been effecting the greater community, including [...]

Sounding the Alarm Over the Schnorrer Bandit!

Sounding the Alarm Over the Schnorrer Bandit!

 “In the peaceful Five Towns of Long Island There’s a man with a six-gun in his hand He comes asking for a dime But, he’ll rob you every time So, close you door to his outstretched hand”                           The Ballad of “Schnorrer The Kid”                        © 2011 The Legendary Danny O’Doul   By now, [...]

Losing Face: I Had to Look, Having Read the Book

Losing Face: I Had to Look, Having Read the Book

By The Legendary Danny O’Doul   I must say that I was really on the money when I predicted that the initial public offering of Facebook stock was going to be a bust.  Yes, the hype surrounding the hoopla that accompanied the tumult that followed the excitement that began with the biggest buildup in the history [...]

Are the Five Towns the “New” Hollywood?

Are the Five Towns the “New” Hollywood?

By The Legendary Danny O’Doul Dateline: Wednesday May 16, 2012; Woodmere, NY: Hot news straight off the presses. Hollywood comes to The Five Towns and, as your intrepid reporter, and guide to all things Hip and Cool – The Legendary Danny O’Doul — I bring you all the latest info, collected from my vast network [...]

To Sell our Sewers? Ah, That is the Question!

To Sell our Sewers? Ah, That is the Question!

By The Legendary Danny O’Doul The big question on the minds of all deep thinkers in The Five Towns this week is why Nassau County Executive Ed Mangano wants to sell the County’s sewer system for $750 million.  The first red flag these astute Five Towners notice is this – $750 Million …that sounds like [...]

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